stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

me: *accidentally clicks something*
me: *drags it across the screen so it can't open*

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg

exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

notahoe:

I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol

(Source: cyberho)

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes