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shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

dicksplit:

When you see the bae flirting with someone else

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

prevalere:

so I submitted my url a few weeks ago as a joke and then I went to target today and saw this omg

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dimwited:

it’s not nice to be not nice

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

grimmbutt:

'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked' — A thrilling story about my academic life

shittyteenblog:

a boy hasnt liked me since 1932

annulet:

"why didn’t you finish your test?"

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burgerkid:

"i like you…"

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"….as a friend"

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intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more

ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more